"Wow you sexy when your covered in blood!" She said looking at me with her yellow cat eyes.
#Deadpool stapled face full
Before I go full crazy and trust me I can do more than stab." I say as my wounds heal taking out my knife holding it to her throat. "Look burny keep track of your crazy friend here. "You know that would have killed me, but knives, guns, and blenders can't kill me." I said getting up pushing her off of me. I caught it with my hand,the blade stabbed through my hand causing more blood to spill. "Hi,my name is toga himiko! Give me your blood!" She yelled driving the knife downwards towards my chest. I let the blades hit me as my attacker hopped on top of me with a in her hand about to stab my chest. "Also is your friend back there going to stop hiding because I can just feel the blood lust from here." I said as multiple knives flew past the dude to me. "Well looks like me and you can be friends then." He said smiling with his scarred stapled face. So I going to keep doing this because it is fun to fuck with people!" I say smiling crazily making the avocado mush back up a bit. "He is an asshole and I know his image is what he cares about. "Why did you vandalize endeavor's agency?" He asked as his eyes shined brightly. "So what do ya want then?" I asked nonchalantly. "Look I just want to have a small chat." He said turning off his fire. "Ok, I will stop it is just that your just haunting!" I say putting my knife away. "I mean rough sex like they were just hate fucking!" I continued while making hand signs "I GET IT!" He yelled at me with his hands lighting on fire with blue flames. "I can get that." He spoke up after thinking about it. "Oh god! You look like an avocado had sex with a grosser more older avocado!" I yelled out surprised by his appearance. His cloths were loose and he had a black trench coat. He had blue piercing eyes with black spiky hair. I turn my head to see a tall lanky man with burn scars all over him. "Damn it!" I yelled pulling the blade out letting my hand heal. Till I accidentally stabbed my hand again. I take out my knife and start to spin it around as I walked. "Well not like it could kill me!" I say walking down the sidewalk. "I need to work on my coordination for jumping off roofs." I groan getting up. I parkcore to the ground and land (crash) on a 'comfy' metal trash can. "Oh shit I might have.no I definitely pissed him! Well time to dip for I am A civilian!" I covered the entire endeavor tower with my logo along with a message saying 'Deadpool wants his change back' "HAHAHAHA they are definitely going to think that he owes me money!!!" I laughed then I saw a large amount of fire go off. I hop roof to roof to back up and see my handy work that took a couple hours to complete. Following it up with black pants and white t-shirt that says: dress shirt. A nice pair of red shoes with a red coat. "That should do it!" I yelled sliding down a ramp with my civilian cloths on.
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