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Mordecai: (sighs, picks up the bucket) You'd better hope Skips knows how to fix this. Rigby: Yeah, bad like good! Now shovel some cheese curls into my trash hole! Mordecai: That's because you don't even have a BODY anymore! Dude, this is bad. Rigby: Dude, in your face! I was right! My stomach doesn't even hurt anymore. Rigby: Ha ha! Who's the loser now, Mordecai? Mordecai: (Sees Rigby as the green glob) Aww, SICK! What the heck is that?! Rigby: (Calling from the bucket) Mordecai! Mordecai! whatever! I'm just gonna chill inside this bucket! Rigby: Aww, let me back in! (His body pushes him away and runs off) Wait! Come back! (tries to follow his body, but ends up inside a bucket on the floor) Ohhh. His hands then pull really hard, causing his eyes to roll back into his head and glow) What are you doing?! (His hands keep pulling, eventually ejecting Rigby as a green glob of consciousness with Rigby's eyes.) He smashes into a wall, then falls over the fallen chair. (He suddenly drops the doughnut as he loses control of his hands) Huh?! (Rigby's hands grab his face, pull him to his feet, and drag him around the room. A second later, Rigby is rolling on the floor, groaning in pain) Why isn't more food working?! (Screams in pain, then picks up the doughnut next to him) One more should do it. Rigby: Hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm. If you keep eating like that, your body's gonna quit on you. He then proceeds to drink it, grimacing in pain again as his stomach rumbles.) (He starts the blender, grinding all the junk food into goop. Rigby: (Who is next to a blender with a doughnut, candy, and other junk food inside) So do I. Mordecai: (Takes a bite of the salad) Ahh. The scene changes to inside the house, where Mordecai is eating a salad.) (Grimaces in pain as his stomach rumbles) (Holds up a fried soda cup and takes a bite out of it) No, I think I'd rather listen to the guy who's right all the time. Rigby: Loser?! I don't know if I want to listen to the guy who was wrong about the snack bar being cool. Mordecai: Oh, if we eat more, we'll feel better? Dude, quit being a loser.
If we keep eating, we'll feel better in no time. Rigby: What?! Are you kidding? Dude, all these snacks are free, dude. Mordecai: I need to eat something healthy, like a salad or something. At the end, the Snack Bar is a mess, and Mordecai and Rigby are sick from overeating.) (A montage begins of Mordecai and Rigby eating a variety of snacks. Rigby: I guess this means I was right about the snack bar. (Mordecai and Rigby look at each other for a moment, then duck down under the counter, shoveling doughnuts into their mouths.) Pops: When I work here, all the snacks are free! Ta ta! (Walks away) Pops: But Mordecai, don't you like eating snacks for free? (Mordecai and Rigby start fighting again) Pops: So, how do you like being the guardians of the snacks? Mordecai & Rigby: (Start dusting themselves off) Oh, hey Pops. Mordecai & Rigby: (Starts fighting) You're the turd! Rigby: Is it more boring than my fist in your face, you turd! Mordecai: I don't know, is it more boring than my fist in your face? Mordecai: Dude, seriously, this is more boring than watching you trying to read a children's book. Rigby: Why would I admit something that I'm not? You just don't want to admit that you're wrong. Rigby：I think it's the funnest job at the park. Why did you pick the snack bar? This is like the worst job at the park, dude!
Mordecai：It means that the next time we get to pick our job for the day, I get to pick.
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